Keyboard Jokes

My keyboard is missing a key. There's no escape.
My keyboard is missing a key. There's no escape.

Staring to my laptop earlier thinking about joke topics gave me the idea of keyboard Jokes for this week’s puns. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.




The benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts.


I dropped a really big crumb on my laptop keyboard. Turned out to be nothing to worry about, though, it’s under Ctrl.


I’m really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I’m trying to get help.


I was going to plug my laptop into my hi-fi but was worried I might end up stereotyping.


My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.


My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape.


I love pressing the F5 key. It’s refreshing.


Just can’t get away from my broken keyboard. There’s no escape.


I decided to take the really big key off my keyboard and throw it away. It’s a waste of space.


I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said “Oi! We don’t want your typing in here”.


˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ




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