Pencil Jokes

A friend of mine got engaged to a pencil. He was really excited to introduce his friends to his bride 2B.

I was looking for some stationery this week, and it made me think about topics for a page of puns. We’ve had ruler jokes before, so on a similar theme, here are some pencil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of either hilarity or originality…       A policeman came up to… Continue reading Pencil Jokes