This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doorbell Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.
There’s a creature round here that keeps ringing doorbells. He’s the knock less monster.
Dong. Ding Dong.
- James Bond’s doorbell.
My doorbell rang earlier. I didn’t even know it had a phone.
People have to knock on my door. I think I should get a Nobel prize.
Saw a doorbell on a pyramid with a sign saying “toot and come in”.
Decided to get a new doorbell. Don’t knock it until you try it.
My partner said they wanted a ring as a gift, so I got them a new doorbell.
Bought a doorbell that plays nice music. It was a pretty sound investment.
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