Thumb Jokes

Saw an architect dip his thumb in some navy coloured paint. Apparently he was trying to get a blueprint.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thumb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I spotted a new website all about hitch hiking. It’s got the thumbs up. I dislocated my thumb but two friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort. A carpenter… Continue reading Thumb Jokes

Finger Jokes

Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Finger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers. Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless… Continue reading Finger Jokes