Here are some tower jokes. I hope you enjoy the puns and one liners, but don’t be too surprised if they are not top on originality or hilarity.
I tried reading a book about a tower with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.
Tripped whilst climbing a tower in Paris. I fell.
What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? It doesn’t eat much.
Bought a tower with a device to fill the gap under the drawbridge. It’s a remoat control.
I sleep in a tower once every two weeks. It’s my fort night.
There is nothing wrong with the tower in Pisa. It was just built in italics.
Took a risk opening a butchers in the Eiffel Tower. The steaks are high.
Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.
A friend has a job doing odd jobs in a tower block. She’s high maintenance.
Why can’t they demolish the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It’s a listed building.
A friend split up with her boyfriend at the top of the Eiffel Tower. She always fancied a romantic break.
Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.
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