Wheel Jokes

I was going to buy a car with a transparent steering wheel until someone told me to steer clear.
I was going to buy a car with a transparent steering wheel until someone told me to steer clear.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wheel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I’m quite fair skinned. I’ve got tattoos of a merry-go-round, dodgems and a ferris wheel.

What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.

Went to the casino and had a few spins on the roulette wheel, until they told me to get off it.

A new bike company makes really heavy wheels, their lead spokesman told me.

Someone keeps steeling the wheels from cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him.

I was going to buy a car with a transparent steering wheel until someone told me to steer clear.

My old car’s wheels fell apart so I decided to retyre it.

I was cycling through a city in France and one of my wheels fell off. It was Toulouse.

My friend fainted on a ferris wheel. He’s slowly coming round.

Someone from the council turned up and said “where’s your bin?” I said I’ve been on holiday. He said, “no, where’s your wheely bin?” I said I’ve really been on holiday.

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