This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sticker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I completed my toasted sandwich sticker album earlier today. It’s by Panini.
The word “fragile” gets thrown around a lot recently. Particularly when written on a sticker and attached to a checked in bag.
Went to a journalist friend’s house for dinner and he’d put stickers over his ketchup and mustard bottles. Apparently he likes to keep all his sauces anonymous.
Saw a sticker in the sports shop saying “Trampolines Half Price”. I jumped on the offer.
Argued with someone in a shop who was using their sticker gun. Now I’ve got a price on my head.
Why did they bother putting a piracy warning on my Pirates of the Carribean DVD?
Saw a sticker for a beginner’s yoga class. It said “enquire within”.
A neighbour has a sticker on their door saying “Do not ring the bell”. Not sure why, just can’t put my finger on it.
I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of perfume with a sticker saying “out of odour”.
Why do shops put stickers on non-stick frying pans?
If you like these sticker jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.