This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got stuck for ages behind Satan in the queue at the Post Office. For the devil takes many forms.
Going to make a film about a shark visiting a Scottish sea monster. Loch Jaws.
People often forget about monsters eating salad, but not Nessie’s celery.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
There’s a creature round here that keeps ringing doorbells. He’s the knock less monster.
I was at a party when a monster rolled his eyes at me, so I rolled them back to him.
What do you do with a green monster? Leave it until it’s ripe.
Local mummy is also a good detective. Always knows how to wrap up a mystery.
Saw a monster at a party who was an amazing dancer. Think he was the boogie man.
Just heard that Victor von Frankenstein has entered a local strongman compettion. Apparently he’s a great bodybuilder.
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