This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Insurance Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered.
Do Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?
I saw two people walk into an insurance broker recently. You think one of them would have spotted it.
I didn’t realise when I took out my new phone contract that the “unlimited calls” it came with would all be from insurance sales.
One of my neighbours failed to pay his ghost hunter insurance, now he’s been repossessed.
Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance.
My pet mouse wasn’t able to insure his car. Apparently they don’t provide road dent insurance.
Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time.
On the phone to the insurance company sorting out cover for my car, and they asked if I want to insure my dog too. I said no, he can’t drive.
Managed to cut my insurance bill in half. Stil costs the same, just got carried away with some scissors.
If you like these insurance jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.