Static Jokes

Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.
Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Static Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Do static caravans have a minimum charge?

One cable says to another, “I’m so happy that I’ve finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I’m ex-static”.

Saw a caravan park with a sign saying “Come see our static display”. There was a chap rubbing balloons on his jumper.

I know someone who used to go around trying to shock people with static, but now he’s well grounded.

Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.

Found out the cable I picked up was full of static. I was shocked.

Heard someone shouting rude comments at some static. I thought, “that’s an abuse of power”.

The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I’m going to take it back to the shop and get it exchanged it for another one free of charge…

Kept getting a weird shocking feeling when I was on holiday. Turns out I was staying in a static caravan.

Heard about someone who was arrested after carrying static and then touched a lightning rod. He was cleared of all charges.

 
 
 

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