This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Swing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was going to vote for better slides in parks in the local election, but unfortunately I live in a swing constituency.
A friend used to swing across the big top as a trapeze artist until he was let go.
What’s yellow, smells of almonds and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan.
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
Met my wife on the net. We were both rubbish at trapeze.
Friend of mine got a new job as a playground Health & Safety inspector. Think it’s a career swing.
I always feel really positive playing on swings in France. Always find myself shouting “yes”…
I used to be rubbish at golf puns, then I got the swing of it.
Changed jobs but still in the playground industry. It’s all swings and roundabouts.
Friend of mine got a job designing swings and slides. He’s a park-itect.
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