This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Yorkshire chap asks a goldsmith to make a statue of his dog. Goldsmith asks “Eighteen carat?”. He replies, “Nay, chewing a bone”.
A friend of mine was destined to be an osteopath. He said he could feel it in his bones.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.
The most musical parts of your skeleton are your trom-bones
Found a doctor in Egypt who can help the bones of my spine. He’s a Cairo Practor.
One bone says to another, “how did we end up meeting in a joint like this?”
Heard a joke about a tiny funny bone, but it was only a little humorous.
Went to see a play called Broken Bones. Amazing cast.
The reason skeletons play the piano is that they don’t have any organs.
Saw a plant cut into the shape of a skeleton. It was a bone-sai tree.
If you like these bone jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.