Dough Jokes

I asked Yoda what he recommended between the unbaked bread, the fried dessert, or the banoffee from the menu. He said "Dough or doughnut. There is no pie".
I asked Yoda what he recommended between the unbaked bread, the fried dessert, or the banoffee from the menu. He said "Dough or doughnut. There is no pie".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dough Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

I’ve taken up a martial art that involves baking bread. Tae Kwan Dough.

Baking has got very trendy. Dough with yeast is on the rise.

My business plan for flying pastries didn’t work. I couldn’t raise the dough.

There’s actually a bakery that only employs spies. It’s on a knead to dough basis.

Reenacted an accident using unbaked bread. It all happened in dough motion.

Took a case to court about making bread, but unfortunately it was dismissed because I only had anec-dough-tal evidence.

I asked Yoda what he recommended between the unbaked bread, the fried dessert, or the banoffee from the menu. He said “Dough or doughnut. There is no pie”.

Tried some odd therapy where you imagine yourself as a piece of dough. Still, it’s nice to be kneaded.

 
 
 

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