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Songwriter Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Songwriter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


I’ve entered a competition to write a song for Abba. There’s no second prize, the winner takes it all.

There’s a photo of me writing a song for REM. That’s me in the corner.

Writing a song for Bon Jovi at the moment. I’m half way there.

Had a stint writing songs for Run DMC but I had to give up. It’s tricky.

Re-wrote a song for the local atheists’ convention. “Don’t Start Believin'”

Heard about a zombie who writes songs. He’s a decomposer.

Delighted that my local songwriters’ group have commissioned me to write a new song for Tom Jones. I asked if it was normal for a new member. They said “It’s Not Unusual”…

I was hired as a songwriter by Spandau Ballet. I’ve started, but I find it hard to write the next line.

Was going to write a song for Bonnie Tyler but ended up watching a cardiology video. It’s totally clips of the heart.

I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.

A friend quit his job as an aircraft mechanic to write songs for Oasis. As he left, he was given the advice, “Don’t look back in hangar”…

Saw an advert for an Adam and the Ants song book, and they throw in a free stand and deliver.

Invested my royalties from writing songs for The Cult in an overseas animal hospital. It’s a Seychelles Sanctuary.

Was going to write a Whitesnake song with a group of friends, but once more, none of them have turned up. Here I Go Again on My Own…


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