Hail Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis.

The most common weather report in the Roman empire? Hail, Caesar.

There are hailstones the size of golf balls hitting the windows here. We’ve got a hole in one.

Hail, rain and snow always win precipitation trophies.

Used to be great at stopping myself from being hit by hailstones by wearing a suit of armour. Now I’m a bit rusty.

Need to get a smaller watch strap. Just tried to hail a taxi and a hawk landing on my wrist.

It was hailing the other day and then coins started to fall. Some change in the weather.

Who is a hail storm’s favourite relative? Anti cyclone.

I hailed a taxi, pointed to the car in front and said to the driver “follow him!”. He said “Sure, what’s his Twitter handle?”

Sometimes the air feels clearer and better to breath after a storm. Easier to in hail.

 
 
 

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