This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sloth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I watched a gif of a sloth for three minutes yesterday before I realised it was an image.
A scientist has managed to cross a sloth and a human. He’s calling it a slo-mo-sapien.
Why don’t sloths wear socks? They always have bear feet.
Sloths are terrible story tellers. They’ve only got one tail.
I’d tell you a joke about a sloth crossing the road but it would take too long.
The police interviewed a sloth who was mugged by some tortoises. He said, “it all happened so quickly”.
My plan to explore the seven deadly sins starting with sloth fell apart when I couldn’t be bothered.
I called the national sloth helpline. They told me to call back later.
Spoke to a creature who have very deep reasons why the best thing to do was nothing. Very philoslothical.
What moves really slowly and goes “moo”? A sloth learning a new language.
If you like these sloth jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.