Sloth Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sloth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I watched a gif of a sloth for three minutes yesterday before I realised it was an image.

A scientist has managed to cross a sloth and a human. He’s calling it a slo-mo-sapien.

Why don’t sloths wear socks? They always have bear feet.

Sloths are terrible story tellers. They’ve only got one tail.

I’d tell you a joke about a sloth crossing the road but it would take too long.

The police interviewed a sloth who was mugged by some tortoises. He said, “it all happened so quickly”.

My plan to explore the seven deadly sins starting with sloth fell apart when I couldn’t be bothered.

I called the national sloth helpline. They told me to call back later.

Spoke to a creature who have very deep reasons why the best thing to do was nothing. Very philoslothical.

What moves really slowly and goes “moo”? A sloth learning a new language.


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