We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down.
The local television controller museum has had almost no visitors. People are not remotely interested.
I used to get really annoyed when I wanted to watch a different channel, then I got a new remote control. It’s really helped me change.
First time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself “this changes everything”.
Bought a new television remote control with fifty buttons. I was quite surprised they allowed me to pay with buttons.
Used the remote control for my new interactive TV to find out about an old Elvis gig. I had to press one for the money, two for the show…
Flicking through the channels with my remote control, I spotted the World Origami Championships, but it was paper view.
Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes using a TV remote control. Star Key and Hash.
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