that took the biscuit

Reunion Jokes

I went to a reunion this week of some old colleagues and friends, some of whom I hadn’t seen in ages.  It was a lovely evening, and the subject of jokes came up, and it was suggested that perhaps the evening could inspire a page here, hence here are some Reunion Jokes.  Unfortunately this page will not be as entertaining as my evening was.   As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality here…




I went to the School of Shoe Menders’ 50th anniversary dinner. What a load of old cobblers.


Got invited to the Dress Alteration Team reunion but I didn’t turn up.


Went to the taxi driver reunion. Everyone turned up half an hour late.


A friend is going to the lexicographers’ reunion. I’ve asked them to put a word in for me.


Went to a school reunion and said to someone “you look like Helen Green”. She replied “you don’t look great in that outfit either”.


Went to a big reunion the other week. Tom Hanks turned up.


Went to the mime school reunion. It’s the quiet ones you have to watch.


Of all the reunions I’ve been to, the best was that of the Wagon Wheels delivery drivers. That took the biscuit.


Was invited to the Bankers’ Reunion but I lost interest.


A friend is off to a reunion of his group that worship black holes. I’d hate to get sucked in to something like that.




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