This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles.
The best bit of waffle is the w. Without it, it’s awful.
I heard waffle in a pub the other evening. The barman was telling it they didn’t serve food.
Looking around the kitchen, I decided to check the panckaes. Turned them into waffles.
I know a waffle who didn’t go to the pancake party. He’s a square.
Good waffles are like good cricket teams. You need a good batter.
Got some waffles at an online payment themed cafe once. They came with Paypal syrup.
I asked in the local cafe if my waffle would be long. They said no, square.
My local restaurant made the world’s biggest waffle recently. I’d love to see someone top that.
If you like these waffle jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.