This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Screen Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen.
I’ve just changed my screen size to 1366 x 766. It’s my New Year resolution.
Saw a sign in a window, “Flat screen TV for sale, only £20. Broken volume control”. Couldn’t turn it down.
If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.
My local music festival has an inflatable ATM. The screen says “please don’t enter your PIN”.
A box keeps popping up on my screen for double-glazing. I think it’s a windows update
Lovely to get a compliment. Got back to my car today and there was a note on the windscreen saying “parking fine”.
I like to watch Star Wars on my Samsung phone from the other side of the house. It’s on a Galaxy far, far away…
Someone tried to sell me a triangular monitor, but I realised it was just a pyramid screen.
Went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. Think it was a zoom meat tin.
If you like these screen jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.