This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Escape Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals.
My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape.
How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
Steve McQueen won a superhero lookalike competition once because he was in the greatest cape.
My ignorance of Houdini’s escape techniques knows no bounds.
A computer hacker managed to escape from the police. He just ransomeware.
I trained some fish to escape. A koi, B koi and C koi all got away because everyone chased the D koi.
Met an escapologist who could get away using only chocolate bars. He had some twix up his sleeve.
I decided to lock myself in a room to escape my acne. I haven’t broken out yet.
Leopards never manage to escape from the zoo. They’re always spotted.
Superman’s parents were able to get him away from Krypton by planning his S Cape.
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