This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microphone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2…
Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a stomach bug.
Think I managed to fix a friend’s broken microphone. Still waiting for some feedback.
One of the reason that people on stage are often good at making small talk is that they have microphones.
Hired someone to do a motivational talk. He came in, stood at the microphone, stared at us and left. We were left speechless.
Whilst diving I saw a shoal of fish with microphones. Turned out to be a choral reef.
Managed to purchase a new sound for my microwave and an industrial microphone. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
Just bought into a new cryptocurrency based on the noise you make into a microphone. It’s a sound investment.
I really don’t like survailence microphones. They really bug me.
Just worked out that a megaphone is one million million microphones.
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