This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mortgage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. Think he was the loan arranger.
Found out the interest that buccaneers pay on mortgages. Apparently the Pi rate is 3.14%
My mortgage follows me around. It doesn’t like to be a loan.
Local ghost stopped paying his mortgage and ended up being repossessed.
Heard about a local bank who provide mortgages with no interest. I said “I’d like a mortgage”. Chap said “I don’t really care”.
Got stuck in a queue behind Satan looking for mortgages. Took ages, for the devil takes many forms.
Friend of mine keeps setting fire to her mortgage statements. Bernadette.
Local actor has made the final payment on his house. Mortgage Free-man.
Took out an investment mortgage on some farm buildings. I had been advised to make a stable investment.
Disappointed that the bank turned down a mortgage on a building for my Desserts by Drone business. They said it was just pie in the sky.
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