This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rhino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.
How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him.
Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an rhino.
Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn.
Someone asked me what you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant. It’s relevant.
Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate.
Why is rhinoceros skin so wrinkly? They’re very hard to iron.
Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
If you say you say you’re a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you’re being hippo critical.
Rhino every knock knock joke there is…
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