Rhino Jokes

If you say you say you're a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you're being hippo critical.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rhino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him. Not sure… Continue reading Rhino Jokes