This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.
Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.
I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet.
I’ve just seen a paleontologist sat in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating.
Neil Diamond was originally called Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.
Couldn’t decide whether to have a coal or a gas fire and we ended up in a heated argument.
Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
I keep a collection of coal for sedimental reasons.
I thought about a job mining coal but then I realised much of it would be boring.
Spent ages digging for coal and finally found a little bit. It was a miner success.
If you like these coal jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.