lookout for unusual currants

Crumble Jokes

After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.


A rhubarb crumble walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food”.


A man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and says “is that an apple crumble or meringue?”  The baker answers, “you’re right, it’s an apple crumble”.


Heard about someone who stole some rhubarb crumble.  He ended up in custardy.


I wondered if Noah liked apple crumbles, then I realised he preferred pears.


Why did the crumble go to the dentist? He needed a filling.


I was going to make an apple pie but I crumbled.


A huge ship with a cargo of apple crumble sank recently.  The coastguard have warned sailors to be on the lookout for unusual currants.


What’s the best thing to put in a crumble?  Your teeth.


Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 apples? Because that would be a pi.




Last week’s rhubarb jokes are here.

If you like these crumble jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.


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