This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Twitter Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
“Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter”.
“Sorry, I don’t follow you”.
Commented on Twitter earlier about a cold sore on my lip. Now it’s gone viral.
Take heed of Frankie Howard’s prophetic warning about over exposure via social networking: “Twitter ye not”
I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said “Follow me”…
Someone jumped in my taxi, pointed to a chap in front and shouted “Follow him”. I said, “Sure, what’s his twitter handle?”
Game of Thrones would be more popular on Twitter if it didn’t kill off 280 characters so quickly.
A friend of mine keeps getting tweets offering him cans of chopped ham and pork. I’ve told him that it’s just spam.
Help me decide if I should set up a Victor Meldrew account on Twitter:
b) Leave It
Got advice from a mystic about how to get more followers on Twitter. What a great social medium.
Every time I go on Twitter, I get this weird feeling that I’m being followed.
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