Pop Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Lollipop ladies make me cross.


Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.


Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer? Katy Peary.


Went on a tour of the local lemonade factory. Afterwards, they gave us a pop quiz.


Local arcade has a new game where you have to hit jars of avocado dip as they pop up through holes. Guac-a-mole.


Was working as a delivery driver. Asked the recipient where he wanted his giant roll of bubble wrap. He said “pop it in the corner”. Took me three and a half hours.


A weasel walks into a bar. The Barman says. “beer?”
The weasel shakes his head.
“Okay.. What I can get for you?”
“Pop… ” goes the weasel.


Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake.


The reason pop stars are so cool is because of all the fans.


Local shop is giving away 90s pop albums but no one seems to want them. I’m taking Steps.


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