This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.
Friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind up.
I get my love of music from my father, who was a conductor. He always listened to the radio on his bus.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
Saw a radio for sale for £5, with a broken volume control. I couldn’t turn it down.
I used to tell jokes about radios when I did stand up but the reception was poor.
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realised it was a stereo type.
Good jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.
Bilbo Baggins seemed surprised to hear Don’t Stop Believing on the radio. It was an unexpected Journey.
My office was evacuated after we heard Boogie Wonderland on the radio. It set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm.
If you like these radio jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.