This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed to let off some steam.
A friend got to the final of the local model steam railway competition. He lost on points.
Sad to see a local sauna business close. It just ran out of steam.
I’ve got another friend who drives a steamroller. He’s such a flatterer.
I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.
Friend of mine said he’s going to spend his savings on learning to drive a steamroller. I said I’m not going to stand in his way.
Someone has stolen my steam train. They must have had the means, the opportunity, and the locomotive.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
I’ve written a book about making hot drinks only with steam. It’s a novel tea.
If you like these steam jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.