Steam Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

 

Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed to let off some steam.

 

A friend got to the final of the local model steam railway competition. He lost on points.

 

Sad to see a local sauna business close. It just ran out of steam.

 

I’ve got another friend who drives a steamroller. He’s such a flatterer.

 

I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

 

Friend of mine said he’s going to spend his savings on learning to drive a steamroller. I said I’m not going to stand in his way.

 

Someone has stolen my steam train. They must have had the means, the opportunity, and the locomotive.

 

I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.

 

I’ve written a book about making hot drinks only with steam. It’s a novel tea.

 
 
 

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