Fizzy Jokes

A friend of mine works out how to make drinks more bubbly. He's a fizzicist.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fizzy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing. What is a frog’s favourite… Continue reading Fizzy Jokes

Pop Jokes

Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Lollipop ladies make me cross.   Went shopping online for a new toaster, and found a specialist site for it, but gave up. Got too many pop ups.  … Continue reading Pop Jokes