Submarine Jokes

unfortunately it went under
unfortunately it went under

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Submarine Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission.

Got a twelve inch sub. Just about enough space for my two navy mice.

My dog joined the navy. Now he’s a sub woofer.

One good thing about being in a pool to play water polo is that it’s easy to bring a sub on.

A friend started a submarine building company. Unfortunately it went under.

What colour are submarines? Deep Navy.

Working on my laptop reminds me of my time on a submarine. Every time you open a window, something goes wrong.

Not to say the manager of our local football team isn’t very experienced, but he turned on the floodlights to bring on his sub…

It’s not easy working on a submarine. You’re under a lot of pressure.

Only films I’ve seen at the cinema are Das Boot, The Hunt for Red October and U571. I only go for subtitles.

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