This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What did the stamp say to the card? Stick with me and we’ll go places…
Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still travel all over the world.
Local shop has a sign saying “Stamps sold by the book”. Good to know they follow the rules.
Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen.
Bought a book, says on the front it’s first class, but there’s no story and it’s just full of stamps.
Tried collecting stamps but it was a waste of time. Philately will get you nowhere.
How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp? Helix it.
Booked a motivational speaker, he turned up wearing a shirt made entirely of stamps. Apparently, he’s an outgoing male.
Mules, zebras and the like are able to communicate through an intricate series of stamps with their hooves. Horse code.
Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a stamp. It was a first class outfit.
If you like these stamp jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.