This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Message Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there.
Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier. It was sent by Norse Code.
Sent a friend a pile of snow and sent them a message saying “get my drift?”
If you get a message from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam.
Got a message inviting me to join a business merchandising ancient Egyptian tombs. Turned out to be a pyramid sales scheme.
Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.
It’s so cold and foggy outside that I kept making mistakes when I tried to send text messages. I think that it’s the early stages of typothermia.
A friend of mine does backing vocals. It’s his voice on the “this vehicle is reversing” messages.
Got a pop up telling me that my cuppa is ok to drink. It’s a safe tea message.
Accordion to a recent scientific study, inserting instruments into messages often goes unnoticed.
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