More Career Jokes

Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2 CVs.
Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2 CVs.

This week’s joke theme is jobs, following on from this page, so here are some more career jokes for you.  Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…




I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2 CVs.


I heard that a sacked dodgem supervisor take his former employer to court as he was claiming Funfair Dismissal…


Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough.


A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.


Went for a job as a blacksmith. Chap asked me if I had ever shoed a horse. I said “no, but I’ve told a donkey to go away”.


I made a name for myself whilst working in the Deed Poll office.


A friend got fired from his job at a calendar factory. All he did was take a day off …


Really pleased to hear a friend has finally got a job, making periscopes. Glad that things are looking up…


One guy I know quit his job at the coffee shop. Couldn’t stand the daily grind.


I told a friend that I had a job in a bowling alley. “Tenpin?” he asked me. “No” I said, “It’s permanent.”


Friend of mine gave up his job at the classic rock magazine as he had musical differences with his colleagues. He gave rave reviews.


A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.


A chap I know gave up ploughing because he was stuck in a rut.


I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


I know someone who has an awful job at a recycling plant crushing soft drink cans. It’s soda pressing.


A friend of mine lost his job at a fish supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms.


Had to quit a job in a butchers with shelves that were eight foot off the ground. The steaks were too high.


A friend had an interview for a job a local taxi company. He turned up twenty minutes late, and the chap interviewing him said “the job’s yours


A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off.


A friend got a new job as a chiropodist and found the first day really difficult. I guess he was still finding his feet.


Gave an odd job man a list of ten things that needed doing. He only finished items 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.


Someone I know has got a job writing a new dictionary. I’ve asked him to put a word in for me.


A friend got fired because his communication skills were not good enough. He didn’t know what to say.


A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but his delivery is awful.


Another friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.


A friend has a job doing odd jobs in a tower block. She’s high maintenance.


Sad to hear about the last local balloon company closing. It couldn’t keep up with the high cost of inflation….



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