As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was actually cheese jokes, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of this week’s efforts…
Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? He couldn’t get his Stilton.
How did the cheese maker paint his boat? He double Gloucester.
What do you call a reindeer that loves cheese? Mickey Moose.
After an explosion at a local cheese factory, the only thing that was left was de Brie…
Interesting to see the new Depeche Mode fromagerie. You can buy your own personal cheeses.
What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Marscapone
What’s the best cheese to encourage a bear? Camembert…
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little dishevelled. “Are you OK?” he asks. “I’ve felt grater”, comes the reply…
A local farmer tried hard to make some cheese, but didn’t quite make it. He fell at the final curdle.
I tried to make some clothes out of cheese, but then I found that fromage frays…
Went to the cinema the other night to watch that new film about cheese. It was G rated.
Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently. I thought “how dairy”…. Then, they through some more mild cheese. I thought “that’s not very mature”.
Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.
I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t happy.
What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.
I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.
…and my favourite childhood cheese joke… What cheese is made backwards? Edam…
Last week’s Sports Jokes are here.
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