In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny….
Local tennis club’s website is down. I think they are having problems with their server.
No wonder the divorce rate is so high among tennis players. Love means nothing to them.
If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission.
I do enjoy playing “telekinetic snooker”. However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it.
A friend’s desire to always think outside the box ended his career as a goalkeeper.
I told a friend that I had a job in a bowling alley. “Tenpin?” he asked me. “No” I said, “It’s permanent.”
Saw Miami Sound Machine recently and one of them waved a blue & white scarf. Must have been Gloria Leicesterfan.
Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night. He was playing against the police curling team.
Called the gym and asked about their advanced aerobics class. They asked “How flexible are you?”. I said “I can’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays”.
If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
These new football matches in space will never take off. There’s just no atmosphere.
I kept wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Last week’s salad jokes are here.
If you like these sports jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.