This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Piano Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why is it so hard to open a piano? Because all the keys are on the inside.
Saw a fish that keeps musical instruments working properly. He’s a piano tuna.
A friend of mine isn’t much of an organ donor, but he did give a piano to the local charity shop.
I saw a snowman playing Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me on the piano. Meltin’ John.
The reason skeletons play the piano is that they don’t have any organs.
“I had a job playing a keyboard on cruise ships.”
Always found it hard to learn to play the piano. It’s not an easy instrument to pick up.
Was surprised to open the front door and find a piano tuner. I told him I hadn’t called him. He told me my neighbours had.
Asked the piano player in the local hotel if he could play Strawberry Fields Forever. He said no, only until his fingers ached.
Since a bit of my piano got dirty it only plays music from the late 19th century about the human condition. Dusty F key.
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