This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve started a new business making ships in bottles in my attic. Sails have hit the roof.
Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on.
Told a friend that I went on a sailing course in Poole. He said “In Dorset?” I said, “yes, I definitely recommend it.”
The captain of a yacht is a sails manager.
Went to buy some sails recently and they had an offer where I got some complimentary rowing equipment. It was a great oar deal.
Where are you most likely to find zombies sailing? The Dead Sea.
It’s ok to be a bit enthusiastic about sails, just don’t go overboard.
Where do mathematicians go sailing? Indicies.
Why don’t the Jedi have a navy? Because sailing is a path to the dockside.
My sailing ship is so fast that I call it Usain Boat.
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