This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Degree Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The recipe said “place the stew in the oven at 180 degrees”. Now it’s poured all over the place.
I always find square rooms are very hot. All the corners are 90 degrees.
My oven gloves make me immune to the hot temperatures. At least to a certain degree.
Friend of mine failed his degree in Chair Studies. He’s going to resit.
Someone I know finally got their degree in anasthesia. They’re going to have a passing out parade.
A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.
Tried to follow a recipe, it said for a bigger portion just double everything, but my oven doesn’t go up to 600 degrees.
The worst thing about studying for a degree in history is that there’s no future in it.
Doing a degree in sandwich making. I’ve one more eggs/ham to go, and when I complete the salad section I’ll have lettuce after my name.
Pleased to say I got a degree in agrictulrual studies. I’m qualified to work in various fields.
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