This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tickle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s small, white and laughs a lot in salads? A tickled onion.
Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles.
I used some magic to make some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.
Someone ticketed me whilst I was cutting onions. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I tickled a Spanish speaking electron until it said “no mass! no mass!”.
The best way to make a burger laugh is to give it a little pickle.
Tried tickling some cows. The results were laugh-a-bull.
I tried tickling some oxo cubes and they became a laughing stock.
Tried tickling a keg of beer once. Ended up with a barrel of laughs.
A friend told me he was tickled in Cuba once. Turns out he was Havana laugh.
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