This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Violin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Saw an advert for a really quiet violin on eBay. No strings attached.
Local pub is called The Fiddle, but I never drink there. It’s a vile inn.
Was buying a violin in the music shop. They asked if I wanted a bow, I said it doesn’t need to be wrapped.
Asked a friend why he was licking his violin. He said he had a good taste in music.
I was asked what the most peaceful instrument is. I’m not sure but I know violins isn’t the answer.
Asked the surgeon if I would be able to play the violin after the operation on my arm. He said yes, which is good, as I couldn’t play it before.
Saw an advert for a free violin but it turned out there were strings attached.
I saw a pig who plays the violin walking with a limp. Turns out he’d pulled a hamstring.
I was asked if my attempts at playing the violin in a folk band made me an expert. I said no, I’ve only fiddled with it a little.
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