This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rumour Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard a rumour that the local dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves…
Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
I heard a rumour that they were going to ban Roman Numerals. Not on my watch!
There’s a rumour about my group of cows that only eat small fruit. I herd it through the grape vine.
I’d tell you a rumour about some butter on a piece of toast but you might spread it.
Rumours of a food shortage at this year’s Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
Heard a rumour that they’re going to remake a classic 80s Tom Hanks film. Big if true.
Rumour has it that all the judges aspire to go to play basketball on top of the local skyscraper. It’s the highest court in the country.
I used to spread rumour for breakfast until I decided to stop spilling the beans.
Heard a rumour about the best way to drink tequilla. I took it with a pinch of salt.
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