This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bald Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A bald friend had some rabbits tattooed on his head. They look like hares from a distance.
Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with it.
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I think I’ve got a problem with my ears.” The doctor replies “Can you describe the symptoms?” The man says “Sure. Marge has blue hair, Homer is fat & bald”.
The man in the moon is bald, as he has no ‘air.
A bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.
I flex on a bald people only plane recently, it was with Receeding Airines.
Heard that the devil has gone bald. There’ll be hell toupe.
A bald friend of mine got a job as a ship’s captain. He was worried about cap sizes.
A friend of mine is a specialist barber who works on bald customers. He’s an air stylist.
A balding friend of mine has finally cut off his remaining pony tail. It was a hipsterectomy.
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