Light Jokes

Found our the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Found our the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Spring is here, British Summer Time has arrived, and the sun is shining, so this week here are some light jokes. Not lightbulb jokes though as that’s a whole other genre. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m travelling light.”

 

When Joseph Swan thought of the light bulb, did a candle appear above his head..?

 

A man walks into a dentist and says “I think I’m a moth”. The dentist says “You need a doctor not a dentist”. He replies “I know but your light was on”

 

Unscrewed a lightbulb earlier. I was delighted.

 

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.

 

Found our the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

Thought the hall was a bit gloomy so I turned the light on. I’m full of bright ideas.

 

“We don’t serve faster than light particles here.” A tachyon walks into a bar…

 

Got a job as a theatre lighting technician once. It was spot on.

 

Traffic lights on my road have broken. No change there.

 

Got a new fridge. You should have seen my face light up when I opened it.

 

 

 

 

Last week’s butter jokes are here.

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