This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Miner Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage.
Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.
Spent ages digging for coal and finally found a little bit. It was a miner success.
I’ve always wanted to work in a colliery, but I can’t see it happening now with my level of experience. Never mined.
What did the gold say to the miner? Stop taking me for granite.
After years of digging out coal, my friend ended up with miner aches and pains.
I thought about a job mining coal but then I realised much of it would be boring.
Why do gold miners support ghosts? Because they are pro-spectres.
What is a miner’s favourite vegetable? Carats.
A friend said he loved working as a miner as it was such a blast.
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