This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Design Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine just finished his A levels. he studied music of the 1970s, Scandinavia, the history of Eurovision and outlandish fashion design. he got ABBA.
Friend of mine got a job designing swings and slides. He’s a park-itect.I designed square tyres for my car and tried to push it down a hill. It didn’t go down well.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn’t make a scene.
I know a spider who works in IT. He’s a web designer.
Whoever designed the lions in Trafalgar Square really put the cat among the pigeons.
Wanted someone to design a big boat for me to carry some animals, so I consulted with an arkitect.
Never going to ask a software architect to design a security fence for me. The last one turned out to be highly scaleable.
Local architect didn’t do a great job in designing the new book shop, it only has one storey.
A friend of mine designs power stations. He’s a spark-itect.
When it comes to graphic design, I’m a font of knowledge.
A web designer I know got into trouble with his manager for deciding to use left aligned text, because it wasn’t justified.
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