This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee.
I spotted a lion in a cage at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.
Went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared in a cage on my screen. Think it was a zoo meat tin.
I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.
I’m writing a song about getting a cage door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.
Strange I kmow but I decided to lock myself in a cage to cure my acne. I haven’t broken out yet.
Went to a wedding in a Faraday Cage. The service was lovely but the reception was awful.
I went to the zoo recently and put a sign saying “Chameleon” in front of an empty cage. Became the mot popular attraction.
Never leave painkillers near a birdcage. The paracetamol…
Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
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