This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cracker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I gave my parrot a cracker the other day. Not sure it suited the paper hat though.
I opened a new box of animal crackers the other day. It said on the label “don’t eat if seal is broken”. I checked the shapes, and it was.
A friend of mine said “I want a cracker. I want a cracker”. Of course, I’m just parrot phrasing them.
Got a job doing deliveries for a duck farm but it ended up driving me quackcers.
A journalist I know won an award for an expose on crackers. It was a pull-it surprise.
Why did the cracker go to the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy.
I like to feed my ducks a cereal for breakfast. Quacker oats.
What do you call a monster made of cheese and crackers? Gorgonzilla.
Why did the cheese tell the biscuit a joke? To cracker up.
What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
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